Alex Crackerman

"Alex will be beaten up. He will be beaten up by his grandfather. He will go to places where no kid will ever venture. He will be in place—he will be in places where nothing should ever happen."

Alex Crackerman is the second movie in the Crackerman series, following the original, Kenny Crackerman. Alex is Kenny’s brother. Unlike Kenny, Alex is smart. Kenny is... well, dumb and stupid. Alex is very nerdy and has no friends. Like his brother, he gets beat up—and, well, he’s sort of the teacher’s pet, but not really. Alex will get beaten up. He’ll be beaten up by his grandfather. He’ll go to places no kid has ever dared to venture—places where nothing should ever happen.